*NOOT NOOT*
16. England. Published Poet. Writer of bad fanfiction. Hiddlestoner. Creepyshipper. Sherlockian. Whovian. Avenger. Dragonborn. Hawke. Skeleton Detective. Professor Layton, Sleepy Hollow, Graceland, Les Mis and Cabin Pressure fan. Aaron Tveit, Tom Mison, Aidan Gillen and Matt Smith are my babies.

~~Theme is 'my jellyfish dream' by vickkyu.tumblr.com~~



spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

(via kissmybowtie)




nancydrewho:

*saves game*

*presses exit game*

"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"

"I should just in case" 

(via kissmybowtie)




slenclerman:

*plays all your snapchats that i screenshotted at ur funeral*

(Source: clannyphantom, via shipeveryonewithsomeone)




  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst






blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via kissmybowtie)




retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via shipeveryonewithsomeone)




  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it












beerito:

follow for more complaining

(Source: sonicroft, via castiel-the-consulting-angel)







… its too early for this bullshit.

Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)

(via brennacedria)




  • relative: so, are you dating anyone?
  • me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
  • relative: sure!
  • relative: why are you starting up a video game

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